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"What's up everybody, it's Critikal. I'm playing TV Tropes for the PC; let's do this shit."

Critikal (Usually stylized every bit Cr1TiKaL, YouTube name penguinz0, real name Charles White), born on Baronial 2, 1994, is a game commentator on YouTube. He commonly reviews sometime and relatively obscure games for the PC and Sony PlayStation along with indie and mainstream games, and virtually of his commentaries simply last for one video. He's known for his depression-pitched and nearly monotone voice and his dry... err... moist humor. His commentary consists of sarcastic deadpan observations interspersed with crude humor. Aside from game commentaries, he occasionally makes humorous dubs over infomercials using his own voice and making simulated motion-picture show trailers from monologues and footage of games he has played.

He has obtained YouTube partnership. However, he makes these videos simply because he enjoys making them and whatever coin he makes is donated to various charities.

After seeking employment as a voice role player, he has managed to find roles every bit a tourist in Tropico 5, Job Gilman in Lucius 2, the reckoner in VoidExpanse, Anon from Popup Dungeon and Nothing Mask in ANIMA: Gate of Memories. He besides opened a Patreon, after much deliberation, mostly due to hardship in finding quality work, and in how his YouTube partnerships were not paying him. Currently, information technology has been repurposed to back up The Official Podcast, a podcast run by him and three of his friends.

Since 2017, he has had a reviewing series known as the "Moist Meter" where he reviews various media on a scale of 0-100%.

    Critikal'due south videos include (simply are non limited to) the following games:

• Video Game/{{12 Minutes}}
• 98 Koshien
• Action 52
• Alan Wake
• Conflicting: Isolation
• Amnesia: The Dark Descent (demo version)
• Among the Slumber
• Creature Soccer Globe
• ARK: Survival Evolved
• Army of Ii
• Barrage
• Assassinator's Creed
  • Assassinator's Creed: Revelations
  • Assassin's Creed: Unity
• Attack on Titan Flash fangame
• Babysitter Bloodbath
• Bass Masters 2000
• Battlefield iii
• Battleground: Bad Company
• Large Rigs: Over the Road Racing
• BioShock 2
• Bloodborne
• Bubsy 3D
• Bomberman Hero
• Telephone call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the World
• Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare
• Telephone call of Duty: Black Ops
• Call of Duty: Modernistic Warfare
• Helm Novolin
• Charge N' Blast
• Cho Aniki
• CIA Operative
• Cleverbot
• College Hoops
• Disharmonize Desert Storm
• Cooking Mama: PETA Edition
• Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
• Crazy Taxi
• Cry of Fear
• Night Souls
  • Dark Souls
  • Dark Souls II
  • Dark Souls Iii
• Dead Rise 2
• Dead Space
  • Dead Infinite 2
  • Expressionless Space 3
• Detroit: Become Human
• Devil May Weep 4
• Devil May Cry 5
• The Ditty of Carmeana
• Doki Doki Literature Club!
• Don't Shit Your Pants
• Globe Defence Strength 2017
  • Earth Defense Force 2025 (Japanese PlayStation 3 version)
• The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
• Emily Wants To Play
• Erie
• E.T. the Actress-Terrestrial
• The Evil Within
• Excalibur 2555 A.D.
• Extreme Bulldoze
• Façade
• Fallout
  • Fallout: New Vegas
  • Fallout iv
• Five Nights at Freddy's
• Five Nights at Freddy's iv
• Play a joke on Sports College Hoops '99
• Gears of State of war
• Gitaroo Human being
• Goat Simulator
• Grabbed by the Ghoulies
• Grand Theft Motorcar V
• Grass Roots
• Happy Wheels
• Halo
  • Halo: Combat Evolved
  • Halo 3
  • Halo: Attain
• The Incommunicable Game
• imscared
• I Wanna Exist the Guy
• Incredible Crisis
• Insanidade
• Jurassic Park: Trespasser
• 50.A. Noire
• Largo Winch .//Commando Sar
• League of Legends
• The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
• Left iv Expressionless 2
• Lords of the Fallen
• Luigi's Mansion
• LSD: Dream Emulator
• Miami Traffic iii
• Mario Kart
• Mario Party 7
• Max Payne ii: The Autumn of Max Payne
• Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
• Minecraft
• Need for Speed
• NEO AQUARIUM
• New Super Mario Br0s 3 (an unofficial Platform Hell New Super Mario Bros. game)
• Neko Fight
• Octodad
• Outlast
• The Oregon Trail
• Oswald the Elephant
• Penumbra: Black Plague
• Phobia: The Fright of the Darkness
• Pokemon Stadium ii
• Power Stone two
• [PROTOTYPE]
• Pumkin Land
• Punky Skunk
• Purin to Ofuro
• QWOP
• Rascal
• Ruddy Faction
• Ride to Hell: Retribution
• Rose & Camellia
• Condom Ninjas
• Rugrats Scavenger Hunt
• SCP – Containment Alienation
• Sleeping Dogs
• Slender
• The Sniper 2
• Snowboard Kids
• Soda Drinker PRO
• SOMA
• Species (not the picture series named Species)
• Divide/Second (2010)
• Spongebob Boat-o-Cross
• Star Pull a fast one on 64
• Sumotori Dreams
• Super Monkey Ball
• Superman 64
• Supra Mayro Kratt (a shoddy fan-game of Super Mario Kart)
• Surgeon Simulator 2013
• Syobon Action
• The Theater
• Touhou Projection
• Ultimate Marvel Vs. Capcom 3
• Typing of the Dead Trial version
• Undertale
• Until Dawn
• The Walking Expressionless
• WinBack
• The Wolf Among Us
• WWE 2K16
• Zoo Tycoon (demo)

    Moist Meter videos include (just are not limited to) the post-obit media:

• 1917
• Aquaman (2018)
• Attack on Titan
• Avengers: Endgame
• Avengers: Infinity War
• Birds of Prey (2020)
• Blackness Clover
• Black Panther (2018)
• Dark Phoenix
• Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba
• Dr. Stone
• Game of Thrones
• Ghost of Tsushima
• Ghostrunner
• The God of High Schoolhouse
• Hades
• Hamilton
• Incredibles two
• Joker (2019)
• Justice League (2017)
• The Final Jedi
• The Mandalorian
• Mob Psycho 100
• Mulan (2020)
• My Hero Academia
• 1-Punch Homo
• Pokémon Sword and Shield
• Re:Zero
• The Rise of Skywalker
• Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice
• SHAZAM! (2019)
• Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)
• Spider-Man: Far From Home
• Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
• Tower of God
• Toy Story 4
• The Umbrella Academy (2019)
• United states of america
• Vinland Saga
• Wonder Woman (2017)

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This is the greatest trope listing of All Time:

• 8.viii: Discussed in this video, where he calls this phenomenon "The Uncharted Result". He explains that he received criticism only because he didn't like Uncharted iv, and that this attitude makes it hard for people to criticize any overly hyped-up game, which leads to games non receiving the criticism they deserve, which in turn leads to developers not learning from feedback and thus non improving.invoked
• Abnormal Limb Rotation Range:
  • Unsaid in his Façade gameplay and commentary video

  Cr1TiKaL: [typing] I can impact nipples with toes

  *Game characters expect upward in shock*

  Cr1TiKaL: "Oh... well, I take shown this ability to over a hundred humans, kangaroos and reptiles but not once have anyone's eyes lit upwardly like that before I've done it. They must be really excited to see this."

  • Played straight in his 98 Koshien video.
• Absurdly Sharp Blade: While voicing Anthony Sullivan, he claims that the Edge of Glory tin brand your knife capable of cutting through the perception of fourth dimension.
• A Date with Rosie Palms: The Hybrid Heaven abuse video has him comment on the fact that protagonist answers the door confidently and without stopping said date.
• A Degree in Useless: He has a B.S. in Practice Physiology from the Academy of Tampa, which he considers useless. At that place'due south a good reason for that.
• Ambiguously Brown: Charlie is quite stake, but in this video, he states that multiple classmates (and later, his fans on Youtube) asked him if he was part Asian. To his knowledge, he wasn't. To solve this "mystery", he did a DNA test. Issue: 47% Southern European, ^notation Italian and Spanish 25% Northwestern European, ^note British 15% Native American, v% Middle Eastern, ii% Sub-Saharan African, half-dozen% unassigned.
• And I Must Scream: He laments this must the poor fate of the "Gotta Go Flamingo", another pooping toy in the aforementioned vein as the "Poopsie Slime Surprise".

  Cr1TiKaL: "What a sad fucking being just to take a shit, have kids laugh at you and feed yous your own shit so you shit over again... That's some terrible, nightmarish shit."

• Anything That Moves: He somehow got Cleverbot to acknowledge that it's very fond of buffaloes.
• As Long equally It Sounds Foreign: During an Omegle chat he assumes the false name of "Torvaltz" and later explains to his conversation partner that he is from the U.South. but his name is not of U.S. origin.
• Ass Shove: In his Spider-Man 2 commentary, he threatened to shove a Dust Buster upwards Doc Ock'southward ass.
  • In his Five Nights At Freddy'southward commentary, he comments:

    "HQ this is Tango-Echo-Blastoff. Animatronics whereabouts unkno- oh wait. Scratch that. Location of duck has been confimed. Judging past its facial expression it looks like someone shoved a soup ladle up its asshole. Poor thing looks startled."

• Author Entreatment: He really likes nipples.
• Author Filibuster: "Horrible Review of the Playstation 5" is a rant confronting a journalist at Kotaku for inserting such a filibuster well-nigh the USA'southward sociopolitical bug in the heart of a review of the PlayStation v, which amounts to "The PS5 is nice, but there are some people who can't beget it and that's unfortunate."
• Awesome Mc Coolname: In his Penumbra commentary, he named a crate he constitute "Avagantamos, Eater of Nipples".
  • In his Happy Wheels commentary, he named his son "Bloudon".
  • "Oborowatibinost, Soccer Actor Extraordinaire", from his Grass Roots video.
  • "Skordil Wabramop", from his Raw Danger series.
  • His Hard Time commentary gave u.s. "Chef Vortivask."
  • EA Sports UFC gave rising to "Beefiness Testosterone".
• Bad "Bad Acting": His vocalization over for the Monster Firm trailer.
• Badass Baritone: His voice is quite deep. Even in his before videos, where he's obviously 15 or sixteen years sometime, his voice is almost exactly the aforementioned equally it is now.
• Badass Avowal: In his Globe Defense Strength 2025 video while fighting a mob of ants: "Yous may have rendered telephones useless, just I tin still call your ant queen a bitch!"
  • During the House of Caravan speed run war with Mr.Stimich, he had this to say: "I am the rex of House of Caravan. I will play this game until the cease of times if that's what information technology takes to maintain this earth tape. If the ozone layer dissolves and the world is incinerated by the sun, I will be at my calculator playing House of Caravan until the flames consume all, until I accept this earth record back. I won't stop until I am the truthful Business firm of Caravan world record holder again."
• Berserk Button: He really hates cockroaches:

  (While looking at a cockroach from the perspective of his Player Character) "I detest those creatures with a passion. At that place is nada more icky, more vile, more revolting, more useless than a cockroach. Just an admittedly abominable organism. In that location is just nothing in this globe that makes me more than angry than a cockroach...I absolutely cannot stand those abominations. Cockroachs are an oozing pustule on this planet that needs to be eradicated...Cockroaches are down right insulting to the universe. There'south no reason they should exist, none. Every single thing in this earth looks at a cockroach and wonders why, only a cockroach looks at itself and wonders... "why not?"

  • When he flies in a rescue mission to save you, don't always ask him what took him so long. He'll leave you lot there.
• Black Comedy: Cr1tikal has no premises when information technology comes to what he'll say. Crosses with his comedy most of the time.
• Bread, Eggs, Breaded Eggs: Cr1tikal is also known past his variations, Large Moist, MoistCr1TiKaL, and BigMoistCr1TiKaL.
• Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick:
  • In his Fridge Locker infomercial: "You can put (the Refrigerator Locker) in your fridge, your freezer, your pantry, your asshole..."
  • In his Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing review he mentions a commercial playing on Idiot box during his game play: "That (the commercial) is playing while I'one thousand playing Big Rigs while I'grand playing with myself!"
  • In one of his Oregon Trail commentary, he ran though the list of jobs as such: "Who exercise I want to be? A banker from Boston, a carpenter from Ohio, farmer from Illinois, pornographer..."
  • There's also one in his Oswald the Elephant video.

    "Damn it, you elephant bitch! Just walk on the stilts! Use the stilts! Be one with the stilts! Yous are the stilts! Experience the stilts! Have sex with the stilts, Oswald!"

  • Delivered one in his Border of Glory dub.

    "Now I bet you're asking: 'Sully, what tin can I exercise with three knives?' The possibilities are endless, you son of a bitch! You can cut, peel, die, filet, fist yourself!"

  • Inverted every bit he was cooking the turkey stuffing in his Cooking Mama: PETA Edition commentary.
  • Also delivered 1 in his Grill Glove dub.

    "You can make hamburgers, hot dogs, steaks, yourself."

  • Over again in his terminal House of Caravan video.

    "Fundamental, cheque. Chair, check. Erection, check."

• Catchphrase: "What up everybody, this is Cr1tikal. I'grand playing (championship of the game he is playing) for the (platform of the said game), permit's practice this shit."
  • And when he ends a video: "Well that's the finish of this video. Retrieve to rate the video, comment the video, and subscribe if you wanna see videos like to this one. Meet ya."
  • Technically not a catch phrase merely the descriptions of his videos will usually be "This is the greatest (something related to the game he is playing) of All Time"
  • He's very addicted of saying "pussyfart" and "bingo bango".
  • Besides debatable whether this would be called a catch phrase, simply he will frequently brand references to nipples.
  • Whenever he's interrupted in the middle of reading something or doing something in general, he's likely to say "Oh okay, [I judge] I'll go fuck myself then."
  • "Now we're [fucking] cooking!"
• Telephone call-Back: A few occasions:
  • In Rhapsody: Believe in Santa: "And her begetter walks in looking like Trip about to kick me out in the Facade game."
  • In another video, he says "I experience similar I'm playing Functioning: Winback again."
• Calling Your Attacks: While fighting Antoine in Dead Rising 2: "Serving tray!!" (throws i at Antoine)
• Clickbait Gag: Cr1tikal compares YouTube clickbait to the programming of the Discovery Channel in a video-long Take That! called "Phelps vs Shark," which is most the misleading marketing leading up to Michael Phelps' race confronting a computer-generated shark.
• Cluster F-Bomb: Cr1tikal swears very often merely at that place's some moments like his Zoo Tycoon commentary where he lets loose a string of F-bombs at once.
  • Upon hearing the was going to be another match in Fauna Soccer World, he lets loose a barrage of swear words.
• Companion Cube: In his Penumbra review he finds a crate and starts picking it up and talking to information technology. He names it: "Avagantamos: The Eater of Nipples".
• Corpsing: Does this in his Babysitter Bloodbath commentary when Jack talks about Cow Tipping.
• Curb-Stomp Battle: His chess lucifer against xQc lasted a grand vi moves, thanks to his coach predicting that xQc would use a certain opening and and so teaching Cr1tikal how to counter it.
• Cuteness Proximity: He manifestly likes toys that squeak, every bit evidenced in his FNAF 4 video.
• Deadpan Snarker: One of his primary traits. Emphasis on the "deadpan" part.
• Didn't Think This Through: During his criticism of the Titans (2018) trailer, he dons some heavy-duty Goth wearing apparel including lip gloss and nail polish for a cursory joke about "THE EDGE" of Robin saying "Fuck Batman", before realizing in the adjacent cut that it doesn't come off that easy and he'll take to terminate the video looking like a Hot Topic vampire.

  "I'm assuming when girls article of clothing shit like this they expect to be buried in it 'cause it just doesn't come off at all, and then I'k just gonna end the video looking like this."

• Did You lot Just Punch Out Cthulhu?: Implied in his Rose & Camellia commentary.

  "I but realized she was wearing a greatcoat the whole time. I but defeated a superhero."

• Determinator: Betwixt January 9 and fifteen, Cr1tikal and a viewer, TheMrStimich, got in an upload battle to keep the world record time in a speedrun of the indie game, Business firm of Caravans, after Cr1tikal uploaded the earth record of 35 seconds on YouTube. On Jan 14, TheMrStimich uploaded a speedrun of 12.98 seconds. At 2 AM on Jan fifteen, Cr1tikal got the final world record at 12.81 seconds. Both players had uploaded at least five "new" world records that would merely be beaten within the adjacent few hours. In the words of Cr1tikal:

  (Afterwards beating 17.58 second world record) "... I would do anything - and I mean annihilation - to protect my House of Caravan speed running globe record."

  (Afterward losing xiv.14 second world tape) "The new earth record is xiii.9 seconds... but I'll brand you this guarantee: I will keep playing House of Caravan until I have my globe record dorsum."

  (After learning that the new world record is 12.98 seconds) "My earth record has once again been broken, as has my self-esteem and cocky worth as a effect. But what hasn't been broken is my spirit, my motivation, and my nipples... Some might say information technology's impossible to get below 12.ix seconds, simply nothing's impossible."

• Die, Chair, Die!: He pinned the blame on a sale sign for murder in the "A Friction match Made in Sky" instance in L.A. Noir and and then tried run over it with the auto, merely to run over the corpse he was investigating in the process and fail the instance.
• Dissimile: His clarification of Mass Issue: Andromeda's OST:

  "It sounds like me merely banging on the lid of a garbage can with a boomerang, just a lot ameliorate made and professionally washed and so basically nothing at all similar me banging on the hat of a garbage can with whatsoever kind of accessory, actually."

• Drives Like Crazy
• Early Installment Weirdness: His earlier videos were completely different in style. The focus was mostly on first-person shooters, and the way of the commentary is far from the "titties and asscheeks" humor of his subsequently videos.
• Epic Fail: In his Dark Souls II gameplay, he non but failed the first bound a bunch of times, simply he taunted an enemy non to fall of a ledge, simply to fall off the ledge himself as well.
• Flowery Insults: One of his most notable talents is his power to come with unique and excessively vulgar insults off the top of his head.
• Fun with Acronyms: In his Zoo Tycoon commentary, he dropped one every bit a helicopter took i of his gazelles away.

  "This is November India Papa Papa Lima Echo Sierra."

  • In his Cleverbot commentary, he theorizes that the reason "-bot" was colored because information technology stood for "bitch on tomatoes".
  • True Innocence Takes Sacrifice.
• Gag Dub:
  • His "Real" versions of Anthony Sullivan'due south infomercials.
  • He also redubs the main character of obscure Russian cartoon serial Helm Pronin.
• Gratis Japanese: He uses some in his ''Ski Jumping Pairs'' video with the explanation that he started to learn Japanese in guild to empathize the Japanese games he likes to play. The offset phrase he utters though is "Ima nan-ji desu ka" ( 'what time is information technology?' ).
  • He besides once asks for the enemy's phone number while fighting them in another video.
• Groin Attack: He got what he calls the worst toy ever fabricated ("Poopsie Slime Surprise", a dancing plastic unicorn that mixes dissimilar sparkly chemicals inside information technology to brand glittery poop) for review purposes, and had a lot of problem unboxing due to lack of scissors... and in the process of pulling information technology out accidentally hit himself square-on in he nuts with the thing, leading to an uncharacteristic yelp and a leap-cutting.

  "So I hit myself extremely hard in my sack, and, well, that's merely a little wake-up call, you lot gotta bleed for the Poopsie, if you want to bask it. I guess the "surprise" in the name was for the surprise vasectomy I accidentally gave myself while getting it outta the box..."

• Height Angst: His insecurity over his short tiptop of v'vi" is a Running Gag.
• Hullo, [Insert Name Here]: ('_')
  • Big Moist and Small Moist
• Hilariously Calumniating Childhood: Equally Captain Pronin.

  "My male parent looks like a depressed Chaz Finster, who dresses like a shitty sailor, and is over four hundred years old. Just he wrote the world's acknowledged novel, titled, 'I Am Human.' He also wielded a sword at one signal, which is incredible. He always resented me considering I was born with an erection and a frown. When I was seventeen he taught me how to shoot a gun, hoping I would turn it on myself. When I was xx he taught me how to beat milk out of a coconut. When I was thirty he taught me how to read. He wasn't the best father, only I've e'er looked upward to him, because he'due south over 8 anxiety tall. (phone rings) Now if you'll alibi me, I'm going to answer this phone call. It'south probably my father calling to tell me to go fuck myself."

  • Uvritrog besides suffers from this every bit his father apparently pretends to not know him.
• I Like My X Like I Like My Y: While playing Mr. President, he says he likes his presidents the manner he likes his porn - saved.
  • Captain Pronin apparently likes his smurfs the way he likes his insurance - fucking him.
• In a World…: Hilariously played with in his "Theater" commentary, when he was voicing over the poor-quality moving-picture show posters in an epic movie trailer voice.

  "This summer, a sperm volcano will erupt in the upcoming family film, 'Volcanic Ejaculation'. Cumming soon to a theater about y'all."

  "'Someone Shit On My Snowcone'. Find out who did information technology this wintertime in 3D."

  "You've seen the Avengers as humans, now go fix to see them as a behemothic squid."

  "Don't miss the film anybody'south talking nigh. 'The Blue Waterfall', starring Sonic the Hedgehog."

  "This clock is broken. Picket the mystery unfold in the Oscar-nominated film, 'Who Broke This Fucking Clock?'"

• The Cyberspace Is for Porn: His response when he found the computer during his commentary of Weep of Fear: "Computer? Permit's look at some porn."
• Leeroy Jenkins: He lampshades this addiction of his while he plays Tattletail, while also succinctly pointing out how many Survival Horror games follow the exact same elements.

  Cr1tikal: Sees Mama There you are you son-of-a-bowwow, I'thou coming for yous! Just whack her over the head with this flashlight! Oh, Mama I'm coming for— gets likewise shut to Mama and gets killed Dammit! I don't know why I ever recollect in a horror game I'll be able to charge the scary thing, because information technology's e'er gonna pb to the game over and the restart thing. Information technology'southward fuckin' stupid. All horror games are pretty much the same, just a different glaze of paint.

• Lethal Chef: His self-admitted refusal to always read cooking instructions results in him called-for almost everything he tries to make. He even managed to burn 2 frozen pizzas at the same time in different ovens.
• Looks Similar Jesus: Since 2019 Charlie has grown out his hair past his shoulders, making him wait like a budget Keanu Reeves. In tardily 2021, a meme with his face photoshopped onto a holy looking person with the caption, "Share if you lot dearest Jesus" started making the rounds among Facebook moms.
• Major Injury Underreaction: In the (corrupted) Hybrid Heaven, he notes that the woman seems to be taking having a horribly-broken ankle like a champ.
• Minor Injury Overreaction: In the first Mr. President video:

  Cr1tikal: This is Code: Carmine. The ankle has a booboo.

• Human, I Feel Like a Woman: While playing as the female protagonist in Jurassic Park: Trespasser he looks down and pauses for a moment to admire the character's breasts from her POV.
• Mood Whiplash: While doing a video on Forged in Burn down, he mocked two contestents' crossbows relentlessly. Only when one flew straight through two panes of tempered drinking glass, he stopped mid insult to enthusiastically applaud.
• Mundane Made Crawly: In his Mario Political party 7 video: He tells an anecdote about him taking a dump while listening to dramatic orchestral music from a movie soundtrack and he mentions information technology sounded like he was "taking a shit to determine the fate of mankind".
• Nausea Fuel: In-Universe, the Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle and Crisis on the Planet of the Apes Virtual Reality Licensed Games cause him severe move sickness, to the point where information technology takes him all his force to non vomit while playing.

  "The motion in this game is really giving me alcohol poisoning. I've actually felt better with alcohol poisoning than with the movement organization in this game"

• Nerves of Steel: Horror games take no impact on him at all. Although, curiously, he freaked out when he saw a leaf stuck to his wall out of his peripheral vision in his Medal of Honour video, saying it looked like "a Ninja Turtle was rubbing its dick on my wall".
• No-Sell: Every bit stated elsewhere: Critikal is immune to horror games. The only thing that he's ever got scared of on photographic camera in a video game was a leaf stuck to the wall.
• Not Distracted by the Sexy: While Dina and Ellie are kissing in The Final of Us Office Two, Charlie is preoccupied with the fact that Ellie discarded a perfectly good edgeless.
• Not So Stoic: Horror games don't carp Cr1tikal at all. The Incommunicable Game, however, elicits the most emotion we've always seen out of Critikal. Namely anger.
  • Ane of his primeval emotional responses was when he was playing Medal of Award, where he ends upwards freaking out because he saw a leaf on his window and idea it was a turtle.
  • His "out of character" videos testify him being as existence very genuine and emotive. In these cases he sounds very happy.
  • He ended up getting a few jokes cracked his style after an incident in which a cockroach crawled on his leg in the middle of a stream, resulting in blind, cloy-induced panic and screaming.
  • In "The Worst Toy E'er Made", he mockingly lets out a large "WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!" regarding the Poopsie Slime Surprise unicorn doll, and how it poops "slime".
• Obfuscating Stupidity: During a video allegedly intended to teach people how to play Modern Warfare two better, he plays VERY badly on purpose. Other videos accept shown him to exist a rather competent histrion.
• Offing the Offspring: From the "Happy Wheels" commentary:

  "All right, I know what I must practice - (flings his son Bloudon off the bike) I must murder my ain son! You brought this on yourself. (runs over Bloudon with the bike)

• Off-Model: A recurring chemical element in games he corrupts. Graphic symbol models deform when they shouldn't, which often leads to the game crashing.
• OOC Is Serious Business: Every video has the clarification, "This is the greatest X of all time", where Ten is something having to do with the video. In his video about the forced integration of YouTube and Google+, it said, "Fuck Google+"
  • Subsequently Etika was pronounced dead, Charlie called out on Twitter (where he mainly makes his typical sarcastic jokes) Etika's toxic fanbase for their role in Etika's mental deterioration.
• Orphaned Series: In 2010 he started a video series called "Cr1tikal Vs." as an attempt to be more interactive with his fans. The serial was supposed to be videos of him fighting video game bosses based on his fans' requests. He merely fabricated two episodes.
  • A FAQ video states that he abased the serial.
  • The BuzzFeed clone HotFeed, which was made by Cr1tikal and his friends, existed for all of 3 - 4 months before information technology was stopped being updated. Its Twitter and Facebook account lay dormant present and the domain itself was taken off the servers.
• Out-of-Character Moment: In his Bodyguard Bloodbath video, he breaks his stoic nature and really laughs.
• Exterior-the-Box Tactic: In RuneScape, he leveled his Smithing and Crafting levels from ~fourscore to 99 in what would take about players dozens or hundreds of hours to do in simply 2 hours past dismantling and reassembling crystal axes by the majority, a method that in theory gives way more xp/hour than anything else merely was ludicrously expensive for information technology to exist practical. He funded this past buying Bonds and selling them for gold with the assistance of other players to circumvent the buy limit.
• Overly Long Gag: At ane indicate while playing Five Nights at Freddy's, he gets bored and goes into a very long, very graphically detailed story near the time he tried to receive oral sex while he had to have a piss.
• Punctuated! For! Emphasis!: In his Minecraft commentary as the tried to chase a duck: "Catch! My! Wiener!"
• Punctuated Pounding: During the fight with the Woodsman in The Wolf Amid Us.

  "Who! Is! Your! NIPPLEFISTER!"

• Pre-Asskicking 1-Liner: While playing Slender, he shouts "This woods is airtight, asshole!" as he runs upwardly to Slender Man as he was pretending to exist a park ranger.
• Raging Stiffie: A lot of his jokes involve having an erection.
• "The Reason You Suck" Oral communication: From Helm Pronin.

  Cr1tikal!Pronin: Ugh, what the fuck have you brought into my office? Gentlemen, this is ane of the ugliest creatures I've ever laid my optics on. I'm downright disrespected you brought this shriveled-up Smurf boogeyman before me. Sir, when you speak, all I hear is the sound of cities called-for, nightmares crying, and domestic dog shit wearing deodorant. You are a poor alibi for a sentient being. Leave my role.

  • He sometimes dishes these out on occasions when something (in existent life, not in a game) really pisses him off, and they're epic to behold.
• Reference Overdosed: He often makes jokes nearly whatsoever media he watches in his LPs.
• Ridiculously Average Guy: Describes himself as this in this when answering questions in his one meg subscriber video.
• Road Trip Plot: He and his girlfriend once took a 51 hour-long route trip to Pennsylvania and back due to Charlie's deathly fear of flying.
• Dominion of Three: In one video commentary where he did gameplay of diverse games, he said "Allow's do this shit!" three times at the start of the video. Come across it here.
• Running Gag:
  • His trend to make references to nipples and wieners, for starters.
  • In his most recent videos, he often says "pussyfart" Once an Episode.
  • Helm Pronin being unable to understand Russian. Understandable, if it wasn't entirely in Russian...
• Russian Reversal: Around the end of i of his The Oregon Trails videos: "I don't beat Oregon Trails, Oregon Trails beats me!"
• Serial Escalation: He progressively became more and more prone to laughing as the years go by, eventually culminating in this video.
• Shrinking Violet: Claims to be 1 in real life in his "Holy Shit" video.
• Signing Off Catchphrase: "Anyway, that's near information technology. See ya."
• Sir Swears-a-Lot: His videos are definitely non for immature kids. He seems especially fond of references to certain anatomical parts.
• Smarter Than You Await: Well, audio. Due to his love of all things titty and nipples, one might presume =Cr1tikal lacks in basic or advanced knowledge — he doesn't. In his Pokémon Vietnamese Crystal playthrough, he notes "CHAN E - that's the Chinese goddess of the moon, don't know why that's an option." Turns out that Chang'e actually is the proper name of the Chinese goddess of the moon.
  • In his Classroom Aquatic commentary, it's implied that he has substantial knowledge of anatomy and physiology. He after even stated that he majored in human being anatomy and Exercise Physiology in college. He too demonstrates retaining knowledge of mathematics in the same video.
  • In his Amidst the Slumber commentary, he makes a passing reference to the Hodge Conjecture.
  • In his Safe Driving commentary, he noted the developers spelled "brain" wrong. ^note They spelled it with an 'f' instead of a 'ph.'
  • He also has a few videos on bones Biological science, covering Prions and Carbohydrates.
  • He'southward refreshingly realistic and well-informed on the matters of web ad-based acquirement, far more so than nigh of his fellow Youtubers. I of the reasons he donates his Youtube money to charity, in his own words, is that he doesn't want to become dependent on a source of income that can and then easily bleed away, preferring instead to see Youtube purely every bit something he does for fun in his spare fourth dimension while pursuing a normal career (he started making videos while he was still in college, and has graduated by now). In one of the Official Podcast episodes, he also correctly points out that Youtube has never been profitable, that Google has been operating it at a net loss and retaining it purely for cultural reasons, and that therefore anyone depending on it for their livelihood is past default planting themselves on shaky ground.
  • He has a Available's of Science in Human being Sciences, with a concentration in Exercise Physiology from University of Tampa, 2016
• Sophisticated equally Hell: Cr1tikal's signature style is mixing witty and sophisticated banter with truckloads of expletives.
• The Stoic: Throughout his commentaries on video games he plays, his voice is usually monotone and has little to no emotion put into it. For a while, instances of Cr1tiKal laughing were few and far between. Nowadays, he often uploads videos of him playing games or watching movies with his friends, during which he'due south much more jovial.
• Stupid Statement Dance Mix: An officially endorsed one in "One Nipple At A Time" by Centre Milk.
• Stylistic Suck: Frequently.
  • His custom song from Disney Quest, "Let's Political party Political party Political party This evening", is this. Granted, he made it when he was about 8 years old, though combination of foreign and generic lyrics (due to the songs beingness made via Mad Libs) accept not gone unnoticed.
• Suspiciously Specific Denial: Cleverbot in the Cleverbot video.

  Cr1tikal: "You are not a person, yous are an donkey."
  Cleverbot: "You are the robot."

• "The Reason You Suck" Speech: Delivers one to his own audience in "Stop", subsequently they chose to set on and brigade the Dogfree Subreddit after he previously featured it in a video showcasing some of its more irrational individuals. After the latter video aired, fans bullied the citizenry of the subreddit, some of whom had 18-carat reasons to dislike dogs, such as being attack victims or suffering from cynophobia, forcing him to give his viewers a protracted dressing down over their bad behaviour.
• This Is for Emphasis, Bitch!: Delivered one in his Dead Infinite 3 commentary during the cutting-scene where Danik ambushes Issac and his allies.
  • At the end of his "Mighty Thirsty" dub: "Go thirsty, bowwow!"
  • In "Various Games Gameplay and Commentary": "You lot'll think twice earlier existence a computer next time, bitch!"
  • He done this three times in his Expressionless Rising 2 commentary.
  • While stopping one of the opponents from passing him in Snowboard Kids 64: "Yes, froze your ass again, bitch!"
  • In his Phobia commentary: "Sneak assault, BIIIIIIIIITCH!"
  • At i point while trying to jump over a fence in the The Smurfs video game for the Atari 2600: "Alright here we go, Olympic hurdle, bitch!"
  • In the Wrestling MPire commentary: "Manufacture me as a keyboard, and I'll simply have one key - the control key, bitch!"
  • Delivered one while fighting off in Earth Defence force Force 2025.
• As well Incompetent to Operate a Coating: Parodied in cases such every bit "Do you take a drawer full of sharp knives, only prefer to cut your bread with a doorstop?"
• Tranquil Fury: Critikal is legendary for being The Stoic online, so when something really, legitimately pisses him off to make a not-joking, non-comedic video, Critikal's anger is cool enough to freeze a volcano.
• Unusually Uninteresting Sight: Whenever he'south playing horror games.
• Vocal Dissonance: His deep baritone doesn't match how young he looks.
• Vulgar Sense of humor: Total stop.
• What Did I Do Final Night?: One night, he got completely shit-pissed, went dwelling and started a livestream with one of his friends (without actually knowing the practicalities of streaming). He woke upwards the next morning not having remembered at all what he did during the stream, and subsequently fabricated an apology video in example he did anything particularly rude or image-breaking.
• Wild fauna Commentary Spoof: He has done something similar to this, putting his vocalism over videos of animals and talking from the animal's perspective well-nigh how they'll have over the globe, teach humans how to properly use their titties, or something else funny.
• Xtreme Kool Letterz: His title: Cr1TiKaL (pronounced like "critical").
  • He explained in one of his videos that this was Enforced when he created his gamer tag on XBox Live as every other combination of the give-and-take "Critical" was already taken. A similar thing happened with his YouTube name (penguinz0), penguins are his favorite animal but he chose using a weird grade of spelling for the sake of information technology.

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